I’m not in complete agreement with the definitions here, but I do broadly agree with the sentiments expressed. Look out for the lovely juxtaposition of the Socrates quote and the “Fire extinguisher inside building” sign.
[Update: I found one source that attributes that quote to Plutarch, and another that says it was Plato. So it looks like it was really made up by someone who sussed it would get more credence if he claimed it came from a Greek philosopher, but he was a bit inconsistent about which one. Feel free to add your own theory in the comments, if you have a credible source.]
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